- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

SHUT UP JP

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A house comes around the corner.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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