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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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