If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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