- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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