- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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