- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What stops a train? A missile

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Apple hates Blackberry.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Black people having a Job.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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