what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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woman's rights

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