- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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