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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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