- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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