dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Tucker Rivera

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

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