- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Your so gay, that you like men!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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