What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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