how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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i committed murder

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Boob

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PENIS lol

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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