- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

can you touch your toes? no

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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