- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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