- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

So a bar walks into a man...

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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