How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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