A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Black people having a Job.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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