What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Whats green? The color green.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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