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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

He--Hey guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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