A women left the kitchen.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What comes after Friday? A ?.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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