- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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