- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Your mother is so fat.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

If you have a stroke, call 000

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What's up? Your time.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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