Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Black people having a Job.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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how man

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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