Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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