What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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knock knock come in

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Black people having a Job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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