- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

so...um, yeah

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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