- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

how man

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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