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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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how man

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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