- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

a man makes a bad joke

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What is the difference?

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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