- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

knock knock? come in

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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