- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

knock knock? come in

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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