- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

knock knock? come in

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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