Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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woman's rights

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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