- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

an american walks out of a strip club.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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