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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

This is not a joke.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Barack Obama.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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