A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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