- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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