Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Barack Obama.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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