- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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