Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Okay.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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