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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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