How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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