- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Neither have I

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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