- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

I have an idea! You leave.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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