- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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