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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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