- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

FUCK YOU

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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