What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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