- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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