Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Do the roar!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Roses are flowers.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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