Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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