A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A seal walks into a club.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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