- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Do the roar!

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

WNBA

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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