- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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