Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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hi penis ham telephone

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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