a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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