Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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