- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Your so gay, that you like men!

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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