- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How old are you? 7

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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