Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Charlie Sheen

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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