What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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