- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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