What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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