- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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