What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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