Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Albert <3 Hunter

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

why does the man appear fat he is

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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