- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

hers a joke... japanese people

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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