What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

G:nock nock B:come in!

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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