A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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An man walks to a bra

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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