- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

G:nock nock B:come in!

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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