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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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