Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Your girlfriend.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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