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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

this website is a bad joke

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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