- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A storm be brewin!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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