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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call an blank test? an F

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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