What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

HEY!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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