- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

One, two, three, four and five

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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