why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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it was all Tagart

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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