What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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