- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

diarrhea.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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