- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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