- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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