What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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