- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

LeBron in the fourth quarter

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