- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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