Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

drugs.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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