- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

In soviet Russia...things are different

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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