- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

all your base are belong to mark

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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