- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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