What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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