Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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