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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

your mama's so fat... that's it

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