I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Urban ghettos

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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