why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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NEVER

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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that wall over there ->

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Tony Romo

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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