There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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