- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Potassium? K.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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